Some amusing people

Some people just amaze me with their intelligence time and again. Look at the situatin below:

belinda says:
u can hear me?
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
'hear'
get it
belinda says:
OH
i was wondering how to hear me!
-_-
shit.

Precisely.

Then, again, there are the plain amusing people.

belinda says:
u shld show jy that
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
ad says:
DO U LOOK LIKE A MADAM
ad says:
PI
belinda says:
and warn him tt if he strangles u again
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
adrian doesnt think so!
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
LOL
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
yes!!
belinda says:
u can whack him hard on his head or something
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
HELP ME TELL
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
HELP ME TELL JY!
THAT IM A MDM
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
SO DUN ANYHOW WITH ME
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
LOL
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
i tell him no use
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
need someone else to tell him!
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
LOLS!

So I saw that and I was like wow, she's an officer. Cool. Better pay my respects to her.

nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
i shall wear my uniform to school!!!
LOL!
AND SCARE U TILL U PEE IN UR PANTS!
HOHOHOHO.
ols!!!
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
yes, madam?????????????
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
LOL!
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
*Jun Yue salutes 2LT Nikki Yeo*
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
WHATS LT?
IS OC
LOL!
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
Good evening, mdm!
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
HAHA! : )
gd evening.
clear that pail by the corridor.
LOL

Wow. I'm supposed to go and clear that pail!

Shit. I think I got sick again says:
TRUNK 1 COS, 3SG TAN JUN YUE REPORTING STRENGTH
TOTAL STRENGTH 2, PRESENT STRENGTH 2
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
whats the strength
ok.
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
PERMISSION TO CARRY ON, MDM
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
carry on.
DOWN NOW.

And she asked me to knock it down!

Shit. I think I got sick again says:
LT=LIEUTENANT
ARE U AN IDIOT?????????????
DO U NOT KNOW
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
YES I KNOW I KNOW IT!!!
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
THAT IT IS A SAF RULE
THAT
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
but im not LT
IM OC
LOL

As it is, she kept changin her mind.

nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
wait
im captain now
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
the conversation is totally retarded
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
wrong.
im not oC
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
uh huh
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
u can call me capt nik.
wait
i think im crab
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
i will call u an idiot instead
wow
now u are crab
when that happens
i tink singapore will fall
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
LOLS
WHY!
crab is high rank rite?
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
u will prob blurt all our military secrets to our enemies
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
so thats my rank
so now, salute me again
no, greet me again
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
omg
i am laughin now
cant take it
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
lols!
WHAT ABOUT!?
Shit. I think I got sick again says:
the part where u tink that u r an officer
nikkinikkinikkinikkinikki says:
>!L!H!uhrkuheoih ouepru poeiPO R
WHAT!
eh jun yue
i change
final decision
im 3 star warrior

This is so retarded. Can't help but laugh. Another day or should I say night brightened by Belinda and Nikki.