"I want to name her after my wife"

One of the funniest scenes of Armageddon.


"Am I the first to discover her?"

"Yes, you are. Take note that this is top-secret, you can't tell it to anybody else"

"Yes, sir, I'm retired Navy, I know what is classified. One more thing, whoever finds her gets to name her right?"

"Yar... that's right"

"I want to name her Dottie after my wife"

"That's nice"

"She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape." (Wife proceeds to point middle finger.)

"That's .....sweet, an appropriate description"